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Bro Gets Arrested For Driving Drunk With a Zebra and a Parrot
Source- I don’t care how awesome you say your Friday night was, it does not even come close to this bro. Driving drunk with a zebra in Iowa? Where the hell did he find a zebra in Iowa? I think its...
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Bieb-Man Gets Blackout Drunk and Crowd Riots
source He felt “lightheaded,” he said, but was able to perform his last song before going backstage and passing out. He was out for “15 seconds,” he says. “I guess me and glass windows don’t...
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Are You F*cking Kidding Me?
Source- Two teenage girls were charged in the beating of a mentally disabled man after a video of the attack was posted on Facebook, provoking outrage in the community…The video shows the girls...
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Drunk Euros Heckle Bad Woman Diver
What’s funnier? The woman driving or the drunks heckling her? I thought this was hilarious. Perfect 2pm wake up. Filed under: Viral City Tagged: drive, drunk, euro, heckle, parallel park, soccer,...
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Freshmen…Gotta Love ‘Em
Source- Carl M. Pierson, 19, of 267 Church St., Peacedale, was arrested at about 4:32 p.m. on Aug. 8 and charged with disorderly conduct. According to police, they received a complaint of an...
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Bro Threatens To Cock-Smack Police
Source- A college sophomore allegedly threatened to slap a police officer “across the face with his penis” after he was caught urinating in public, according to reports. Craig McIntire, a 21-year-old...
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Birthday B*tches
You all know who I’m talking about… Birthday Bitches are a special breed of drunk girl running around URI after dark. Most of the time a Birthday Bitch can be identified by her tiara (pink), sash...
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Fans Need to Be Drunker at Games
Source-The Minnesota Vikings’ season will be on the line Sunday against the Chicago Bears. As such, linebacker Chad Greenway has asked fans to get “super-duper drunk” in order to boost the Vikings’...
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Hangover Obligations
Do you ever have those days when you are cripplingly hungover and you have to do something you can’t get out of? Hangover obligations are the fucking worst. Being hungover in general is probably one...
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If You’re Gonna Get F*cked Up, Don’t Be an A**hole About It
Drunk Douche Driving drunk is definitely not the smartest thing to do, nor the safest. But, if you’re going to do it, don’t be a fuckin’ douche about it. At least learn to gage yourself into a...
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